Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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