How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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