YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
