i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
