I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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