Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
