Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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