I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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