i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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