My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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