Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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