i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
babies were throwing up all over the place
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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