I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My vagina is very pro this idea
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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