You really coming over, don't trick.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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