that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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