Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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