let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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