She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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