Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
