she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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