also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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