Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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