I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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