He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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