I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I am available for nakedness
You were trust falling into bushes
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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