Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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