A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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