Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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