Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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