brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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