I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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