love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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