yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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