THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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