I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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