my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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