Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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