Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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