so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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