can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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