i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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