3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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