There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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