Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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