But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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