What tipped you off? The sombrero?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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