So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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