He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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