If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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