so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you mean i was at the winter classic?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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