On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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