didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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